FICO Woo!

Earlier this year I saw an increase in my FICO score. Because I’m awesome. Or lucky. Or boring. Or some combination therein of uninteresting life choices that has led to good credit. I’ve been out of the dating game for a long time, and with zero interest to return, but I wonder if people put minimum credit scores on their dating apps requirement list, much as I hear they do for the oft-discussed educational or…height requirements. Didn’t find that 6’8″ bodybuilder M.D. with an 850 FICO in your hometown who responded with a match request? Because there aren’t good men anymore? Reddit’s a funny place.

But own short-comings notwithstanding, I did finally manage a perfect FICO, even despite my lack of M.D. status!

No longer must I endure the taunting of factors that might be lowering my score. At least not for the moment.

How about that, ladies?

–Simon

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