Don’t Squall Line – Take a Bow Hook

Okay, despite the dumb title here, this is actually kind of cool. We got hit with some tornadoes here in Ohio, unsurprisingly, and during our oft-practiced ritual of late night basement shelter-seeking I checked the weather radar. And here’s the screenshot I saved.

With the approaching storm came some very noticeable backwards “C”s. I, uh, admittedly already knew what they were and represented because I spend many of my insomnia sessions reading internet articles about whatever happens to be on my mind at the time. And one night I had read about Doppler radar image signals. Yes – I am a nerd. But this was cool because I had never seen these so pronounced. And they are not, as you may have guessed, harbingers of happiness and inner peace. They are bow echos, and they’re indicative of rotation in a squall line storm front. And rotation is what produces tornadoes. And jet streams and the planet’s rotation send weather from west to east in this part of the world. And here we were sitting directly east of the storm’s path, with 3 bow hooks approaching.

But we won the meteorological lottery once again, and the storm passed us without incident. 4 tornadoes were recorded in Ohio that night, and they missed us. How long will our luck hold, I wonder?

But for now, I’ll avoid thinking how this could have gone and instead focus the novelty of having never seen 3 of these at once in such close proximity. Things that could kill me but don’t get to remain in the realm of coolness. For now.

–Simon

Parks with Ken: Sugarcreek MetroPark, Main Park

Here’s park number 2 in the series:

This one’s part of the Five Rivers group, as opposed to Centerville Washington Township. A different governing entity!

Review:

Difficulty: 1/5

Points of note:

  • Consistent trail difficulty. Elevations don’t vary significantly.
  • Some different biomes, but one of the main trails was closed.
  • A cool-looking osage orange trail, but we went in winter so the coolness factor was tempered a little. But it looks like it’d be worth a summer visit.
  • Some informational signs.
  • Very clear trail markings.
  • The Three Sisters – white oak trees over 500 years old. Ken pointed these out during the hike but it was only once I visited the website later that I found out what these giant trees were. Definite coolness points there.

I’ll plan on revisiting the osage orange trail.

–Simon

Parks with Ken: Bill Yeck Park, Smith House Entrance

I don’t normally spend any time with coworkers outside of work, now that I’m a “professional”, in some sense of the word. Stakes are higher, and I’m not looking to expand my social life. Compared to my earlier life in low-paying hourly positions, of which the only perks were to meet people of a similar age and take home product the bosses didn’t care about, I’ve now learned that too many people are out to sabotage my career and use fake camaraderie to build HR cases calling for my termination, and unlike those earlier jobs where I could easily just grab another entry-level position somewhere, a career change now would be very detrimental to my socioeconomic status. So now I’m slow to trust.

But after a stint as an Agile Product Owner, such a psychotic product development methodology unexpectedly built legitimate camaraderie amongst those of us forced into unified misery. Some less-lethal version of soldiers under fire. And as a result, I now have a recurring lunch with my former Scrum Master: Ken. It was a lunch, originally. And admittedly, Ken’s idea. He’s a networker it would seem. I’ve always been envious of people who can do that – those who maintain a broad professional circle.

But now I’ve changed it to a walk, because I hate trying to talk while eating. Talking while walking is far easier, and healthier. And being outside has proven mental benefits.

But Ken, not being one for sameness, wanted to try different parks each walk. This presents an interesting circumstance in which I now need to look into where all the local parks are. Normally I look for parks in which to shoot squirrels, so this is not my normal variant of parks and rec. But it is an opportunity to learn more about the outdoor world beyond my bubble, so I’ll take this project and begin documentation!

First up: Bill Yeck, the Smith House Entrance:

Frankly, I don’t much care about a park’s backstory unless it involves some historical event. But usually metro parks are just former private property that the former estate willed in a trust to become undeveloped greenspace. It’s a nice gesture, but hardly interesting. Here’s the info for those so inclined to read it: https://cwpd.org/parks/bill-yeck/

And now, my review:

Difficulty: 1-3/5, depending on the trail.

Points of note:

  • Varying trail elevations and corresponding difficulty.
  • Multiple biome selection: forest, meadow, gully.
  • Bird blind, markers with some backstory info, apiary.

There’s plenty of trail to choose from on this one. It’d take multiple visits to cover them all. Happy hiking.

–Simon

Every Snow (Part 4)…

Twice in one year! It’s been cold winter. Polar vortex and such, again. I guess that’s cyclical – the weakening of the polar vortex that allows cold air to push south. Something like that. Anyway, here’s the February snow:

Not as much as January, but a lot more than last year.

–Simon