Wüsthof, pt.2

I have more knives! The collection has grown in the past 4 years.

I notice the professional cook tends to scoff at knife collections, citing a simpler need for just a chef’s knife and a paring knife. And I suppose you could get by, but why? The more I cook, the more I notice specific tasks that could be easier with something more specialized. And the online cook community is a hostile bunch anyway, seething with veiled jealousy at friends and family who buy expensive cutlery, writing derisive comments about these “amateurs” who don’t know how to cook. I don’t seriously consider a corollary between lots of expensive knives and culinary incompetence. Cooks just be mad that my banking salary affords nice knives and their Applebee’s line cook job doesn’t.

(I’ll never pass up an excuse to talk bad about Applebee’s. Seriously – that place sucks.)

But it was with much dismay that one day I noticed my kid’s chef knife had cracked:

I immediately acquired her a replacement. Then I considered Wüsthof’s warranty. I contacted them, they asked for images, then gave me a credit to use on their website for the original value of the knife. Hot damn! Wüsthof = awesome!

Wüsthof = awesome; Applebee’s = suck. If you take anything away from this post, those are the two main points.

Having already replaced the knife in question, I instead used the credit to buy an addition to my own collection. What I needed was a better way to slice small bread loaves and squishy vegetables with tough skins. I needed a small serrated blade.

Third from left.

Perfect.

The only sad part is that my magnetic holder is now at capacity. A future project maybe. In the meantime, a la cuisine!

–Simon

That’s a Noif!

I wanted a knife. A bigass noif, if you will. Because I buy vacuum-packed whole primals and break them down. Why? Well, if you can afford the upfront cost, it’s cheaper long term. I also like the flexibility of determining the size of my cuts (sure, I could ask a butcher to cut me something exact, but that’s a bother for both of us). And lastly, I enjoy the opportunity to maintain certain butchery skill sets.

But, I am an anomaly. No one puts themselves through such tasks voluntarily, even if they possessed the skill sets. Consequently, it was somewhat difficult to find the type of knife I was after. I could have gone to commercial knife vendors, but I also wanted a knife that looks nice. No wide-gripped nonslip ugly white plastic polymer handles for me! Something elegant please.

Alas, Wüsthof does not make such a blade in their Classic Ikon set (the design that I prefer). What’s a former part-time professional meat cutter/deli clerk to do?

Fortunately, Dalstrong makes a design that’s very close. I don’t like the steel as much, and the handle doesn’t quite match, but it’s close enough and I can live with it, despite the hokey marketing-ism terminology they so love (“Lionshield treatment”?).

And it comes with a pin! So I can wear a badge of honor that I was able to fork over $139, I guess. It kind of reminds me of those plastic captain’s pins they used to give out to kids on airlines. I also get stickers with some products. I guess we all need a little bit of psychological validation these days?

Anyway, so here we have it with the Wüsthofs:

Close.

It’ll work.

–Simon