
–Simon

Tales from Easement Acres

–Simon



And Gawd blefs us, evey wone!
–Simon
First off, look at this:


Do I care that I’m posting this? Obviously the answer is no, because when deadbeats get misassociated with my contact information I start to lose my patience with the eternal onslaught of – in this case – modern carpetbaggers. I myself get the occasional clickbait version of a mailer in my mailbox to sell my own home, but the frequency at which the texts come in soliciting sales for this place lends me to think that something’s not going well.
According to the Montgomery County Auditor, Fred bought this abode in 1993 for $17,000. It’s now worth $15,380, and owes taxes of $34,356.81. Ouch. But it has well water, I think. And a bad storm sewer? The tax assessment codes are hard to understand.
But maybe Fred’s a nice guy. Maybe he just fell on hard times or simply held onto the property for some reason. One never knows the full story, and I don’t care to find out more, so stop texting me about it!
This guy though:
Definite deadbeat.
–Simon
I got one on Thanksgiving over at the in-laws. I used the Fox Model B again. I like that old double-barrel, though it lacks the accuracy and range of my 870. Still, it’s a lot easier to carry and maneuver. Tradeoffs.

–Simon
The Tenants have once again expanded. This time, the Holiday Provision has been added, which defines a separate selection process during holiday periods.
αPWN
The Tenants of Cinematic Selection (rev. 122024-1)
Given:
Procedure:
Termination Provision for Minors:
Candidate Additions:
Holiday Provision:
Tenant Modifications:
–Simon