As in, 1920s mobsters. Al Capone and The Untouchables and such. Cool gangsters. Not, you know…Glocks and that bitch better have my money…gangsters.
Of what do I speak? Well, remember that elitist pistol I bought unnecessarily for elitist reasons? The 1911, which I’ve name Suburbia?
Well, how better to carry a pistol I would never conceal carry but with a method by which I would never conceal carry?
I would never conceal carry a gun that, whether legally or illegally confiscated, I would fully expect to disappear from an evidence locker.
But give me a Capone goon’s salary and it might not matter. Look at that shoulder holster!
Now I just need to solve some crime. Or cause some. Or somehow just be caught up in it.
And you better have my money.
–Simon